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Author Topic: A little humor for those old enough to remeber  (Read 308 times)

Offline windwalker_au

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A little humor for those old enough to remeber
« on: December 28, 2017, 09:05:37 PM »
Nikita Khrushchev goes to England on a goodwill tour and is being shown the ford car factory, what time do they start in the morning? the lads start clocking on around 8am what breaks do they have? well the jiffy van comes around at 9/30, how long do they get for lunch? 1 hour but some take longer as they like to go and have a bet on the horses. in Russia sandwiches  Russian  sandwiches by the machines  what time do they finish ? the lads are pumping up there tyres on there bikes at 4 pm they don't want to miss the children's hour on the telly. in Russia 6 in the morning to 10 at night. Oh  the lads here wouldn't do that ! why not? there all communists.
Bernie :bl th up 
« Last Edit: December 28, 2017, 09:07:34 PM by windwalker_au »
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Re: A little humor for those old enough to remeber
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2017, 09:51:48 PM »
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, I guess.
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Re: A little humor for those old enough to remeber
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2017, 01:07:50 AM »
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