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The Center of Camp => The Campfire => Topic started by: Uncle Russ on February 11, 2014, 07:11:51 PM

Title: Ralph & Edna....
Post by: Uncle Russ on February 11, 2014, 07:11:51 PM
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.

He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love... I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is, Ralph hanged himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him.

Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him up there to dry out. How soon can I go home?'
Title: Re: Ralph & Edna....
Post by: rollingb on February 11, 2014, 08:19:32 PM
:laffing
Title: Re: Ralph & Edna....
Post by: Joe57 on January 17, 2017, 01:33:50 PM
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Title: Re: Ralph & Edna....
Post by: Ohio Joe on January 18, 2017, 05:22:44 AM
:lol sign  :laffing
Title: Re: Ralph & Edna....
Post by: Maven on January 21, 2017, 03:50:32 PM
:rotf  :rotf
Title: Re: Ralph & Edna....
Post by: greyhunter on January 21, 2017, 07:04:56 PM
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Title: Re: Ralph & Edna....
Post by: Hanshi on February 10, 2017, 05:01:18 PM
:rotf  :rotf  I think I know them!