Traditional Muzzleloading Association
The Center of Camp => The Campfire => Topic started by: Uncle Russ on May 18, 2018, 02:48:01 PM
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Within this vale
Of toil and sin
Your head grows bald
But not your chin!
Burma Shave
REMEMBER BURMA SHAVE?
A Man, a Miss,
A car, a curve.
He kissed the Miss,
But missed the curve.
Burma Shave
I'm sure that Burma Shave actually saved some lives. People laughed and they were more careful!
It was a REAL "service" to America, even though it was an advertisement, it was one of the RARE "really useful" ones!
To My Old-As-Dirt Friends that actually qualify as "old as dirt."
For those who never saw any of the Burma Shave signs, here is a quick lesson in our history of the 1930's and '40's.
Before there were interstates when everyone drove the old 2 lane roads, Burma Shave signs would be posted all over the countryside in farmers' fields. They were small red signs with white letters. Five signs, about 100 feet apart, each containing 1 line of a 4 line couplet and the obligatory 5th sign advertising Burma Shave, a popular shaving cream.
DON'T STICK YOUR ELBOW
OUT SO FAR
IT MAY GO HOME
IN ANOTHER CAR.
Burma Shave
TRAINS DON'T WANDER
ALL OVER THE MAP
'CAUSE NOBODY SITS
IN THE ENGINEER'S LAP.
Burma Shave
SHE KISSED THE HAIRBRUSH
BY MISTAKE
SHE THOUGHT IT WAS
HER HUSBAND JAKE.
Burma Shave
DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD
TO GAIN A MINUTE
YOU NEED YOUR HEAD
YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT.
Burma Shave
DROVE TOO LONG
DRIVER SNOOZING
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
IS NOT AMUSING.
Burma Shave
BROTHER SPEEDER
LET'S REHEARSE
ALL TOGETHER
GOOD MORNING, NURSE.
Burma Shave
CAUTIOUS RIDER
TO HER RECKLESS DEAR
LET'S HAVE LESS BULL
AND A LITTLE MORE STEER.
Burma Shave
SPEED WAS HIGH
WEATHER WAS NOT
TIRES WERE THIN
X MARKS THE SPOT.
Burma Shave
THE MIDNIGHT RIDE
OF PAUL FOR BEER
LED TO A WARMER
HEMISPHERE.
Burma Shave
AROUND THE CURVE
LICKETY-SPLIT
BEAUTIFUL CAR
WASN'T IT?
Burma Shave
NO MATTER THE PRICE
NO MATTER HOW NEW
THE BEST SAFETY DEVICE
IN THE CAR IS YOU.
Burma Shave
A GUY WHO DRIVES
A CAR WIDE OPEN
IS NOT THINKIN'
HE'S JUST HOPING
Burma Shave
AT INTERSECTIONS
LOOK EACH WAY
A HARP SOUNDS NICE
BUT IT'S HARD TO PLAY.
Burma Shave
BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL
EYES ON THE ROAD
THAT'S THE SKILLFUL
DRIVER'S CODE.
Burma Shave
THE ONE WHO DRIVES
WHEN HE'S BEEN DRINKING
DEPENDS ON YOU
TO DO HIS THINKING.
Burma Shave
CAR IN DITCH
DRIVER IN TREE
THE MOON WAS FULL
AND SO WAS HE.
Burma Shave
PASSING SCHOOL ZONE
TAKE IT SLOW
LET OUR LITTLE
SHAVERS GROW.
Burma Shave
Do these bring back any old memories?
If not, you're merely a child............. If they do - then you're old as dirt, LIKE ME!
:lol sign
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I must be too young. :laffing :applaud
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I must be too young. :laffing :applaud
Now THAT was funny! :pray:
:lol sign :lol sign
Uncle Russ...
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The bearded lady,
tried a jar.
She's now a famous,
movie star.
Burma Shave
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I can remember the red and white signs but I was to yung to read so fast to know what they said.Dad would just say they were Burma Shave advertisements.
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Hank, Hank! Remember, you can go to H... for lying as well as for stealing! :laffing
-Kees-
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Thanks for the nostalgic smile this morning.
I needed that.
John
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Remember reading one then waiting for the next in line! :applaud
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Found this - this morning;
"1963 was the last year for the signs, most of which were repeats, including the final slogan, which had first appeared in 1953:"
I expect this is why Burma Shave seemed to ring a bell with me, as I was born in '57...