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The Center of Camp => The Campfire => Topic started by: Longhunter on May 27, 2018, 11:54:41 PM

Title: This will bring tears to your eyes
Post by: Longhunter on May 27, 2018, 11:54:41 PM
As a bagpiper I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. The departed had no family or friends, and the service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery in rural Kentucky. I was not familiar with the backwoods and got lost, and being a typical man I didn’t stop for directions.

I finally arrived an hour late and saw that the funeral workers were gone, and the hearse was nowhere in sight. Only the diggers and their equipment remained, and the men were eating lunch in the shade of a nearby tree.
I felt bad about being too late for the ceremony and I apologized to the workers. I went to the side of the grave and looked down and saw that the vault lid was already in place. I didn’t know what else to do, so I started to play.

The workers put down their lunches and gathered around with their hardhats in hand. I played my heart and soul out for that man with no family and no friends. I played for that homeless man like I’ve never played for anyone.
I played Amazing Grace, and as I played the workers began to weep. They wept and I wept, and we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full.

As I opened the door to my car I heard one of the workers say,
"I have never seen or heard of anything like that, and I’ve been putting in septic tanks for twenty years!"
Title: Re: This will bring tears to your eyes
Post by: Ohio Joe on May 28, 2018, 06:24:31 AM
 :laffing

Ron, you had me hooked and reeled in!  :lol sign
Title: Re: This will bring tears to your eyes
Post by: Hank in WV on May 28, 2018, 08:09:34 AM
Now that's funny. :lol sign
Title: Re: This will bring tears to your eyes
Post by: Roaddog on May 28, 2018, 09:00:52 AM
That was a good one Ron and it did make me cry and will take the hole day to get the grin off my face. :laffing  :applaud  :hairy
Title: Re: This will bring tears to your eyes
Post by: Uncle Russ on May 28, 2018, 10:18:35 AM
That was a good one Ron and it did make me cry and will take the hole day to get the grin off my face. :laffing  :applaud  :hairy

Yep!


 :hairy

Uncle Russ...
Title: Re: This will bring tears to your eyes
Post by: Longhunter on May 28, 2018, 10:56:28 AM
 :lol sign
Title: Re: This will bring tears to your eyes
Post by: Winter Hawk on May 28, 2018, 10:39:44 PM
I managed to contain myself and not cry, but I sure groaned out loud!  :laffing

-Kees-
Title: Re: This will bring tears to your eyes
Post by: sse on June 21, 2018, 03:04:52 PM
As a bagpiper I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. The departed had no family or friends, and the service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery in rural Kentucky. I was not familiar with the backwoods and got lost, and being a typical man I didn’t stop for directions.

I finally arrived an hour late and saw that the funeral workers were gone, and the hearse was nowhere in sight. Only the diggers and their equipment remained, and the men were eating lunch in the shade of a nearby tree.
I felt bad about being too late for the ceremony and I apologized to the workers. I went to the side of the grave and looked down and saw that the vault lid was already in place. I didn’t know what else to do, so I started to play.

The workers put down their lunches and gathered around with their hardhats in hand. I played my heart and soul out for that man with no family and no friends. I played for that homeless man like I’ve never played for anyone.
I played Amazing Grace, and as I played the workers began to weep. They wept and I wept, and we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full.

As I opened the door to my car I heard one of the workers say,
"I have never seen or heard of anything like that, and I’ve been putting in septic tanks for twenty years!"

potlicker...!