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Offline Uncle Russ

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Have ya seen my Goat???
« on: March 15, 2017, 03:53:15 PM »
Two hunters came across a deep hole in the hills. After tossing a couple rocks in it and not hearing them hit the bottom, they started searching for something bigger.
 
One guy calls to his buddy, "Hey, give me a hand with this anvil!"
They walk it over together, and manage to tip it over the edge.....
Standing there listening for it to hit the bottom, when all of a sudden a goat runs between them and leaps into the hole. The two hunters are still staring in disbelief when a farmer walks up and asked if they had seen his goat.
"Yep, Yeah we have, a goat just jumped into this hole."

The farmer replied, "Not mine, the one I'm looking for was tied to a large anvil."


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Re: Have ya seen my Goat???
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2017, 04:49:28 PM »
Good one, Russ.  Thanks.
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Re: Have ya seen my Goat???
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2017, 06:24:43 PM »
:laffing
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Re: Have ya seen my Goat???
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2017, 07:02:55 PM »
:rt th
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Offline Ohio Joe

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Re: Have ya seen my Goat???
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2017, 08:34:26 PM »
:bl th up
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Offline Winter Hawk

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Re: Have ya seen my Goat???
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2017, 10:34:58 PM »
You just got MY goat.... :Doh!

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