I just heard

[Hank in WV]

They're not going to make yardsticks any longer!

[Bigsmoke]

Oh no.  Will they be any shorter?

Speaking of yardsticks, in Canada, do they call them meter sticks?

[rollingb]

They're not going to make yardsticks any longer!

Thanks to my Cottonwood tree,.... my yards is always full of sticks after a high wind. 

....... so I got plenty if anyone needs a few.   

[Uncle Russ]

They're not going to make yardsticks any longer!

Thanks to my Cottonwood tree,.... my yards is always full of sticks after a high wind. 

....... so I got plenty if anyone needs a few.   

    
What's a mother to do ??

Uncle Russ....

[SharpStick]

Are any of these sticks sharp?

  Sorry, I just had to ask.

[sse]

if they made 'em in various lengths, would have a broader appeal to consumers

[rollingb]

if they made 'em in various lengths, would have a broader appeal to consumers

I know what you mean,.... all of my store-bought ones are the same danged length (who's dumb idear was that?). 

The one's under the tree in my yard,.... are much more interestin' and a lot more versatile. 



Do'ya need some of these goodun's???

[sse]

if they made 'em in various lengths, would have a broader appeal to consumers

I know what you mean,.... all of my store-bought ones are the same danged length (who's dumb idear was that?). 

The one's under the tree in my yard,.... are much more interestin' and a lot more versatile. 



Do'ya need some of these goodun's???

LOL!  even a blind mountain man can see that

[Ohio Joe]

I've seen four foot metal yard sticks for sale, but I have avoided buying any as I don't want to cut a foot off them. If they were perforated where I could snap that un'needed extra foot off, I might reconsider a four foot yard stick purchase...

[Roaddog]

I know my dad made a lot of them some what shorter back in day when I didn't know how to pay atention very well.Come to think of it they got some what short at school too.