Ha! Believe it or not, I'm in the process of some serious self-regulation here. Trying to pare down the collection: a few rifles, a smoothbore or two, and a pistol. That ain't so bad, is it? Unfortunately, I've discovered it's a whole lot easier (and faster) to buy firearms than it is to sell them. 😬
In all seriousness, I think there's something to be said for owning a single gun and learning how to shoot it well. You know, the "beware the man with one gun" mentality.
I guess I'm just destined for a life of mediocrity.