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Offline RonC

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Re: Pun
« Reply #45 on: March 13, 2016, 06:02:58 PM »
:hairy  :)
Thank you, Sir!

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Re: Pun
« Reply #46 on: April 20, 2016, 07:43:29 PM »
Recently I read that, near the end of his life, Elvis Presley was converting to Islam. He had even been given his new Muslim name...
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Re: Pun
« Reply #47 on: April 21, 2016, 08:39:20 PM »
I have been stuck down here in Hotel California near 10 months trying to pay off my mortgage.
Not a lot to do, but I try to get out bow and arrow shooting.  (Guns are not a good idea for an out-of-stater)

So I have been going to this range and meeting nice folk - and several have been somewhat marveled that
I am shooting primitive bows.  I told them I also like to hunt with them.  A group asked me to go with them and I said sure.  Then I noticed a nice Mexican guy kind of down in the dumps.  I said "Would you like to go hunting with us ?"  He says "Si Senor - but I do not Habenero !"  :rotf
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Re: Pun
« Reply #48 on: April 21, 2016, 09:30:20 PM »
John, you old pot licker, you.  You had me going along with the story, hook, line and sinker.  Then you peppered the story with your silly habenero.  That was pretty good.  Got me!!
Oh groan!!!

John
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Re: Pun
« Reply #49 on: April 21, 2016, 10:05:21 PM »
Since we are on the topic of "South of the Border," I'll repeat one I read the other day.

A Latin American magician told his audience he would completely disappear at the count of three.

"Uno, dos," POOF!

He vanished without a tres.
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Re: Pun
« Reply #50 on: April 22, 2016, 12:52:13 AM »
What is the weight of an evangelist?

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Re: Pun
« Reply #51 on: April 22, 2016, 01:29:26 PM »
Thanks Bigsmoke and I assure sure that is all true up to last last sentence....

But you all know me by now  :toast
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Re: Pun
« Reply #52 on: June 08, 2016, 08:05:25 AM »
very good.
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Re: Pun
« Reply #53 on: December 03, 2016, 09:44:49 PM »
Two communists in a nudist camp. One says to the other, "Have you read Marx?"


The other replies, "Yes, I think its the wicker furniture."
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Re: Pun
« Reply #54 on: December 03, 2016, 10:05:21 PM »
Quote from: "Fletcher"
Thanks Bigsmoke and I assure sure that is all true up to last last sentence....

But you all know me by now  :toast

Hey, did I miss your trip through?
Or have you made it yet?
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Re: Pun
« Reply #55 on: December 05, 2016, 07:40:50 PM »
Yup - I think I got as close as I am going to get.  Some others fellas did the surveys close to you.
 head home March 1 - winding up here in SOCAL - ready to go home  :rt th
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Re: Pun
« Reply #56 on: February 25, 2017, 11:32:21 AM »
It just may been something Inuit? Just sayin'
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Re: Pun
« Reply #57 on: March 13, 2017, 09:04:29 PM »
Have any of you heard anything about the upcoming movie, "Constipation"?  It hasn't come out yet.   :hey-hey
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Re: Pun
« Reply #58 on: March 13, 2017, 10:00:00 PM »
Can't wait for it to come out. I'll have to go. :Doh!
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Re: Pun
« Reply #59 on: March 13, 2017, 11:12:26 PM »
:hairy

I won't be able to go.

Uncle Russ...
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