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Author Topic: Dead Crows in Texas  (Read 873 times)

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Dead Crows in Texas
« on: August 19, 2020, 09:15:57 PM »

 

The Texas Department of Transportation (TxDOT) found over 200 dead crows on Highway 281 this past week, and there was concern that they may have died from the Coronavirus.

A veterinary epidemiologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Coronavirus (COVID-19).

The cause of death was actually from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by cars.

TxDOT then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.

The Ornithological Behaviorist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger.

They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah","Cah" not a single one could shout "Truck"!!!


 

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Re: Dead Crows in Texas
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2020, 09:31:48 PM »
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Re: Dead Crows in Texas
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2020, 09:51:24 PM »
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Re: Dead Crows in Texas
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2020, 10:15:44 PM »
I hate crows, now suddenly, I want to learn to drive a Semi.
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Re: Dead Crows in Texas
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2020, 10:56:14 PM »
I hate crows, now suddenly, I want to learn to drive a Semi.

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« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2020, 12:47:57 AM »
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Re: Dead Crows in Texas
« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2020, 01:57:43 PM »
I hate crows, now suddenly, I want to learn to drive a Semi.

You'd best not come around here then.  My wife loves crows and their intelligence!  :lol sign
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Re: Dead Crows in Texas
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2020, 03:58:33 PM »
Crows are bothersome little pests.  Much rather prefer their big brothers, the Raven.  Besides, Edgar Allen Poe did write a poem about the Raven, not the crow, so that makes them even better in my mind.
Crows seem to nest in the state park a couple of blocks east of us.  In the early evening when they are returning to nest, it is quite an event when they all fly over the house.  Well, they seem to be excited about it, anyway, from all the racket they make.

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