That sounds pretty good, but I was thinking more like treating the penne like rice.
Slice a yellow onion into thin rings, cut up a couple of mushrooms and saute them on the flat top.
Once they are cooked, throw 2 or 3 eggs on the griddle and scramble them then mix with the onions/mushrooms then add the penne. Then dribble some soy sauce onto that until it is all colored. I was also thinking about adding chicken for the protein as well.
And if that isn't palatable, there's always a PBJ.

(I don't recall seeing anyone use the stooges meme, so I thought I would here)