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The Center of Camp => People of the Times => Topic started by: Longhunter on May 19, 2010, 01:28:21 AM

Title: I God I ar a Mountainman
Post by: Longhunter on May 19, 2010, 01:28:21 AM

I God I ar a mountainman



Ma mammy waz a gator an ma pappy waz a bull
I kin wup ma weight en wildcats an drink ma belly full

Ma buffler knife I keeps real sharp an I ain't braggin none
but I kin take yer ear before ya blink an I'll do'er jus fer fun

Ma  tomahawk I carried many a year, I keeps it close by ma side
She'll cleave a skull as neat as ya please an never leaves em alive

Ma flintlock gun she shoots plum center an even if yer runnin
I kin part yer har with a rifleball an ya'll never see er comin

Ma osage bow pulls 80 pound, takes a man to bring er full draw
It'll take an antalope at 100 yard, without no trouble at all

So if'n yer thinkin a messin with me,... well they jus ain't no doubt
cuz I'm the grizzley bar that bit  Bridgers arss, an I'll chew ya up an spit ya out

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Post by: Spotted Bull on May 19, 2010, 07:25:23 AM

That is pretty awesome!

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Post by: Caddo on May 19, 2010, 05:10:32 PM

Nice, very nice

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Post by: Ironwood on May 19, 2010, 05:24:05 PM

Now that was a joy to read!  Thanks for sharing it with us.

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Post by: Gordon H.Kemp on May 19, 2010, 05:55:01 PM

I knew you were a real quiet and nice fella, Thanks for showing us your tender side . :rotf  :bow  

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Post by: 2 Locks on May 22, 2010, 08:28:59 PM

Sonds like Bar Claw, Del Gue & Liver Etin' Johnson all in one.  I'll be givin' ye a wide berth friend.