I God I ar a Mountainman

[Longhunter]

I God I ar a mountainman



Ma mammy waz a gator an ma pappy waz a bull
I kin wup ma weight en wildcats an drink ma belly full

Ma buffler knife I keeps real sharp an I ain't braggin none
but I kin take yer ear before ya blink an I'll do'er jus fer fun

Ma  tomahawk I carried many a year, I keeps it close by ma side
She'll cleave a skull as neat as ya please an never leaves em alive

Ma flintlock gun she shoots plum center an even if yer runnin
I kin part yer har with a rifleball an ya'll never see er comin

Ma osage bow pulls 80 pound, takes a man to bring er full draw
It'll take an antalope at 100 yard, without no trouble at all

So if'n yer thinkin a messin with me,... well they jus ain't no doubt
cuz I'm the grizzley bar that bit  Bridgers arss, an I'll chew ya up an spit ya out

[Spotted Bull]

That is pretty awesome!

[Caddo]

Nice, very nice

[Ironwood]

Now that was a joy to read!  Thanks for sharing it with us.

[Gordon H.Kemp]

I knew you were a real quiet and nice fella, Thanks for showing us your tender side . :rotf    

[2 Locks]

Sonds like Bar Claw, Del Gue & Liver Etin' Johnson all in one.  I'll be givin' ye a wide berth friend.