Well heck Joe...if ya couldn't get your hair done, I hope they gave ya a price break on the beer! 
There is a saloon over in New Mexico called "The Middle of Nowhere Saloon". Maybe Russ has been by there...
Hopefully Russ 'ill be along to let us know.

Come to think about it, that place in Kansas might of had some hair hanging on the walls next to some of those war lances.
If'n they did do hair I reckon I'd a been a challenge for 'em with my stubble wheat field hair cut I was a gettin' religiously
at the PX... Heck, my mustache hair was longer then what was on top my head...