To Longhunter,
Yer right, us'uns who are of the Right-sided brain gots all the artistic genes, hince, the matched stocks...Hee, hee, hee, snort! snort!
To Two Stepts and Gordon Kemp,
I have on occasions, missed a target. Here are some of the occasions..
1. The sun was in mah eyes!!! and I squinted to much.
2. The sun was'nt in mah eyes!!! and I didn't squint 'nuff.
3. Thar were a cross-wind...
4. Thar were a dead-calm....
5. Thar were a high tide, and the weight of the water caused my side o' the earth to lose altitude.
6. Ther were a low tide, and the loss o' the water weight on my side o' the earth raised my altitude.
7. Thar were an earthquake in Terra del Fuego. The ground was shakin'.
8. Mount Redoubt in Alaska went off again... the ash clouded mah vision.
9. Mah tri-focals were dirty, couldn't see the target.
10. Mah tri-focals were clean, an' I whar overwhelmed by the vision!!!
11. I fergots to compensate fer the rotation o' the earth under man bullet. Shot to the left...
12. I over-compensatededed fer the rotation o' the earth under mah bullet and I shot to the right...
This is mah story, an' I'm a'stickin' to it.