I make mead all the time (got a 5 gallon bucket of honey in a trade). Here is how I do it.
First, forget everything you ever learned about brewing or wine making. Seriously!
Second, get yourself some honey (very important!)
Third, go get a 1 gallon plastic jug of water, I use mountain spring water (also important, the water I mean)
Fourth, get some bread yeast, I use Flieshmans regular, not the quick rising. (Seriously, bread yeast. No need for fancy varieties, honest!)
That is all you really need, except for a piece of plastic & a rubber band to serve as an airlock. The rubber band will expand enough to let air out, but contract & not let it back in, if you follow me...
That being said, being a brewer, I use an airlock (just because I have a number of them...)
I also add a little to the recipe that turns it into Orange Spiced Mead.
As follows-
1 orange cut up small enough to fit thru the neck of the plastic bottle (leave the skins on. Trust me, have I ever lied to you?)
a small handful of raisins, maybe 40 or so...
1 clove
1 cinnamon stick
Remove about half of the water from the jug, saving it for later. Put 3lbs of honey in a pot & enough water to dissolve the honey once you heat it up (slowly, burnt honey is a pain in the butt to get off a pot!) pour the honey water mix into the jug & fill to about four inches or so from the top with the water you held back (you did remember to save some, didn't you? Don't ask me why I stressed that point...
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When it has cooled, add the orange slices, raisins, clove & cinnamon stick, (or not if you are going the honey only route) & the yeast. Put the lid back on & slosh everything around, while holding the lid on with one hand (again, don't ask...
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Wait until you are sure the fermenting has stopped, then wait a few days more (you sensing a theme here?) before you bottle it. Just use a CLEAN rubber hose to syphon it into the bottles, holding the end up off the nasty looking goop on the bottom (unless you
like chewy mead!
) leaving an inch or so of air space in the bottle, just like the beer you buy in the store has.
Cap the bottles (I use old moosehead bottles) & store them in a cool dark place for a month or so. It is actually drinkable as soon as you bottle it, but waiting improves it, just like with wine.
Throw the jug away, (now wasn't that clean up easy?) & have another adult beverage to congratulate yourself on a job well done...