I have a bunch I use on emails:
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler. -- Albert Einstein
Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers. -- Grossman's Misquote of H.L. Mencken
Sometimes I sits and thinks,
and sometimes I just sits.
Marketing said, "I want an egg-laying, milk-giving, wool-bearing pig."
To which I, with a smile, responded, "You forgot load-carrying."
If it weren't for a crisis at the last minute
you'd never know the project was done.
When the work is hard just think,
"If it was easy they wouldn't need me."
May I be excused?
My brain is full.
CAUTION!
Maximum Assimilation Points Exceeded
Dysfunctional Behavior Imminent
What I send just depends on how I feel at the moment.
